keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

  1. Camera: Photo Booth

emilyology:

when a mutual suddenly changes their url

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vinebox:

vinebox:

Y’all on tumblr being broke while I count my bread

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(Source: vinebox)

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

ap lit literally makes me want to chop off my arms

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

caseyanthonyofficial:

Danielle is so cold

englishdub:

unclefather:

excuse me?

I didn’t know that Miley Cyrus was a brony

englishdub:

unclefather:

excuse me?

I didn’t know that Miley Cyrus was a brony

(Source: mtv)

bagmilk:

when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name

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(Source: heteroh)